AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Jon Oberton!!!!!!!!!!! (squeals and does happy dance) His hair is amazingly gorgeous...even if he did steal my diagonal stripes idea. He did out an original spin on it, though... He now has red, black, and blonde stripes going from front left to back right. It is E>. 

The dream starts in anatomy 2 class, but I'm sitting in the APUSH room... Ah, well. I don't like the anatomy room anyways. But back to the dream. We were all playing with water baloons. Hal was in there, and he had put pink and black stripes in his hair.. It was cool looking. Anywho, when class was over, I went to the senior lot, picked up my freshman neighbor (I was a senior in my dream), got in my STICKSHIFT gold Dodge van and drove home. Perfectly. Take that, DMV lady.

And even John Oberton dies his hair blond. Yes, I know that dyes is spelled wrong... I did that on purpose. No, really. He killed it.